you realise what Peter Capaldi is doing? He answers questions with the CW references and doesn’t care that Newvians don’t get it.
He’s like the nice gramps who’s standing there and basically confuses you without dropping the smile, just to tell you in the subtext: “EDUCATE YOURSELF CHILD”
Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.
I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.
you should test your theory more..
And tell us the results. I wonder if it’s just you or if she can read other people’s minds.
J.K. Rowling said her next book is going to be for slightly younger children than the Potter books, but if you think I’m not going to punch a 9-year-old in the face to get my copy first you’re delusional.
My favorite thing about this text post is the number of people who reblogged and made comments thinking I had legitimate plans to assault a child like damn were you absent the day they went over sarcasm in school
I was
But here’s the real question, which part is the sarcasm?
